The vocabulary of booking massages over a long stay
Short definitions of the terms that come up between a first message in week one and a last booking before the lease ends, written the way the house applies them.
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Long stay
A long stay is any visit to Amsterdam measured in weeks or months rather than nights: a posting, a sabbatical, a research term or a season of remote work.
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Outcall
Outcall means the therapist travels to where you are staying, a furnished flat, a serviced apartment or a hotel room; the house keeps no premises at all.
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Arrival window
The arrival window is the forty to sixty minutes between a confirmed booking and her knock at your door, the same in every part of central Amsterdam.
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Deposit
The deposit is half the fee, paid before she sets out, on seven kinds of booking including every first booking and anything arranged over a day ahead.
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Balance on arrival
The balance is the part of the fee not paid ahead: half on a booking with a deposit, all of it on a returning guest's same-day hour or two in the city.
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Cancellation and refunds
What a cancellation costs depends on the notice alone: nothing over a day ahead, half the deposit inside the last day, all of it once she is on her way.
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False bookings
A false booking is one placed under a borrowed name or number, as a joke, or followed by a no-show after either; an ordinary missed appointment is not one.
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Overnight
An overnight is an eight hour block at EUR 1,250 for one guest with one therapist, always with half ahead, and on a long stay it is kept for an occasion.
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Twenty-one or over
Everyone who books, and everyone present at the address, must be twenty-one or over, and a photo document may be asked for at the door on any visit.
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Same-day booking
A same-day booking is one requested for later the same day; for a returning guest, one or two hours at a city address is then paid entirely at the door.
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Returning guest
A returning guest is anyone the house has looked after before, and exactly one rule changes with it: a same-day hour or two in the city is paid on arrival.
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Booking thread
The booking thread is the written conversation where each booking is agreed, the deposit details appear and any change is asked for, first message to last.
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Peak date
A peak date is a day of heavy demand in the city, such as King's Day, Pride or the Amsterdam Dance Event, when every booking carries half the fee ahead.
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Rate matrix
The rate matrix is the single table of fees, set by two questions: one therapist or two, and one guest or a couple, from an hour to an eight hour overnight.
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Credit
Credit is a deposit held against a later date rather than repaid, used after a genuine disruption, or when the house cannot keep a booking and you choose it.